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MEN DO REMEMBER ANNIVERSARIES? February 5, 2010

Posted by Chandra in Jokes.
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MEN DO REMEMBER ANNIVERSARIES?

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed.

She puts on her dressing gown and goes downstairs to look for him.

She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall.

She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.

‘What’s the matter, dear?’ she whispers as she steps into the room, ‘Why are you down here at this time of night?’

The husband looks up from his coffee, ‘I am just remembering when we first met 20 years ago and started dating. You were only 16. Do you remember back then?’ he says solemnly.

The wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring, so sensitive.

‘Yes, I do’ she replies.

The husband pauses. The words were not coming easily.

‘Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car?’

‘Yes, I remember!’ said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.

The husband continues. ‘Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, ‘Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years?’

‘I remember that too’ she replies softly.

He wipes another tear from his cheek and says…

‘I would have been released today.’

Is not what u think !!! January 26, 2008

Posted by Chandra in Invisible Partner, Jokes.
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This morning, as I lie on my bed thinking about you, I have this strong urge to grab you… because I just can’t forget about last night. Late in the balmy night, unexpectedly, you came to me in my bed and what happened there still leaves a tingling sensation in me.
You appeared out of nowhere and shamelessly, without reservation, you laid on my naked body without guilt or humiliation. You drove me crazy until you had sucked me dry. Only after you were finally satisfied did I fall asleep, but today, when I woke up, you were gone. I’ve searched for you everywhere, to no avail. My sheets still bear witness to last night’s events, as does my body, which still shows your mark, making it that much harder to forget you.
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Tonight I promise to remain awake and wait for you and as soon as you appear, I will grab you and never let you go. This time you won’t disappear. And I won’t rest until I squeeze the life out of you and destroy you once and for all, you damned mosquito!
Gotchaaa!!!!!