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Dislexic !!!!! January 26, 2008

Posted by Chandra in Dislexia, Dislexic, Observation.
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cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdgnieg.


Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn’t mttaer in wahtoredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the fristand lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and youcan sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos notraed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh?


Is not what u think !!! January 26, 2008

Posted by Chandra in Invisible Partner, Jokes.
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This morning, as I lie on my bed thinking about you, I have this strong urge to grab you… because I just can’t forget about last night. Late in the balmy night, unexpectedly, you came to me in my bed and what happened there still leaves a tingling sensation in me.
You appeared out of nowhere and shamelessly, without reservation, you laid on my naked body without guilt or humiliation. You drove me crazy until you had sucked me dry. Only after you were finally satisfied did I fall asleep, but today, when I woke up, you were gone. I’ve searched for you everywhere, to no avail. My sheets still bear witness to last night’s events, as does my body, which still shows your mark, making it that much harder to forget you.
Tonight I promise to remain awake and wait for you and as soon as you appear, I will grab you and never let you go. This time you won’t disappear. And I won’t rest until I squeeze the life out of you and destroy you once and for all, you damned mosquito!

Very True January 26, 2008

Posted by Chandra in Fun, Microsoft, Windows.
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Very true, I didnt create it though. Just grabbed somewhere, I dont remember where.